🍸 Sip Happens: A Cunty Guide to Killer Cocktails
This isn't your grandma's cocktail book.
Sip Happens is a hilarious, chaotic, slightly inappropriate guide to mixing drinks, making questionable decisions, and looking fabulous while doing it. Whether you're a seasoned bartender, a weekend cocktail queen, or just someone who enjoys a good drink and bad ideas, this book has your name written all over it.
Inside you'll find:
✨ Easy-to-follow cocktail recipes
✨ Booze breakdowns for every liquor-loving disaster
✨ Bar tools and mixology basics explained without the boring parts
✨ Mocktails for the sober besties
✨ Unfiltered commentary, sarcasm, and enough sass to make your ex uncomfortable
From Moscow Mules and Cosmos to margaritas and martinis, every recipe comes with step-by-step instructions, tips, and a healthy dose of attitude.
Perfect for:
🥂 Girls' nights
🥂 Bachelorette parties
🥂 Home bartenders
🥂 Gift-giving
🥂 Anyone who thinks life is too short for boring cocktails
Because sometimes the best memories start with "watch this..."
Grab your copy, pour yourself something strong, and remember:
Shake it. Stir it. Drink it. Own it.
